For the love of bacon (The Happiest Thing Happened to Samson! (A children's story I'm working on, which aims to indoctrinate children into eating meat.))

Text The Happiest Thing Happened to Samson! (A children’s story I’m working on, which aims to indoctrinate children into eating meat.)

jorshuwah:

Samson was a big happy pig.

He had been a pig his entire life.

One day, Samson felt like something good was going to happen to him.

That very afternoon, Samson was killed by a farmer and was eaten by the farmer and his family.

Everybody thought he was delicious! And the farmer and his family were very happy.

THE END.

Samson made the best bacon…